That's right, Boxes of Crap (or BOCs, as we call 'em). Seriously, we'll sell anything. A BOC is a random collection of stuff that we shove into a box and sell to you. You may have received brand-new laptops, a single shoe, expired batteries, and more. You'll never know when they'll appear, or what you'll get!
(1) Crappy Item
(1) Crappier Item
(1) Really Crappy Item
(1) Bag of some sort
(1) Realization that you are not living life the way it was intended to be lived.
*NB*1 PER CUSTOMER ONLY!!*
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v6.0
I. Thou shalt not be all upset when you find out what’s in this box and how you didn’t even need it in the first place.
II. Thou shalt not expect more than THREE crappy items of dubious origin and the titular bag.
III. Thou shalt do thou’s part and go post about thy bounty in the forums, be thy feelings positive or negative or even if thy cat wanders into the shot.
IV. Thou shalt go right up there and read these commandments a second time before thou has a breakdown about all the junk thou wasted money on. We call it crap for a reason, you know.